Career Paths

If you go into junior high not knowing what you want to do with the rest of your life, you should just resign to waiting tables at Planet Chicken until retirement. Choose your lifelong career before your first training bra and stick with it or else your only shot at an S-class will be at the mall raffle and no one will ever love you, at least not fully.

Switching careers is a sign of instability, weakness and often times, homosexuality.