Your Inner Child

Your inner child is the voice inside that wants you to quit your soul numbing groomer job and play with crayons all day.  Your inner child wants you to trade your sensible Rav4 for a scooter and your suit and tie for a velcro onesie.  Basically, your inner child is Uncle Tim, without the soul patch and alcoholism. 

Your inner child is always going to be your best compass, unless of course he's asking you to breast feed.