Things That Make You Feel Stupid

Some things will always make you feel stupid, like saying the word potty in public, texting emoticons, and masturbating during the day.   Feeling stupid about something is usually a good indicator that it shouldn't be done past the age of 12 or that the behavior should be closeted. 

Well, except for the emoticons thing because sometimes a ;) really takes the stang out of a breakup text.