The Less You Have

The more you have the more you want, but the less you have, the more you regret being too drunk to finish your GED and the more you fight with your wife about the water bill because unless she's part penguin or running a water park, it's a little high. Money comes with its own problems, but worrying about your portfolio is always better than worrying about where your next pierogi is coming from.

Just remember that net worth directly correlates with self-worth.