Attention Equals Love

Attention equals love, just ask Kathy Griffin or Joey Buttafuoco.  Whether it's positive attention, like a hug after a successful afternoon of lovemaking, or negative attention, like a time-out after killing your family schnauzer, all attention is good because at least if you die tomorrow you won't be forgotten.

The good news is that if you're ugly or a redhead, you can still get love by leading a life of crime.