Intimate, personal connections with other human beings are the only
thing that separate us from the robots. If you don't reach out and
make a friend, you're destined for a life of Netflix and hand love.
Connecting with people is easy, especially when you both watch Must See TV, carpool or have bulimia.
Competition is healthy because it's not only important for you to
remember that you're the best at climbing the corporate ladder and
Yahtzee, it's also important for your friends, family and the Facebook community to remember that you're the best at climbing the corporate ladder and Yahtzee.
The best way to be motivated for healthy competition is to hate other
peoples' victories and be ashamed of your own weaknesses.
Fine lines are easy to cross, especially when you've had a cocktail or
mistakenly think there are no Democrats in the room. Fine lines are
most often crossed between flirting and sexual harassment, buzzed and
fall down drunk and curious or just plain gay.
Fine lines are best avoided by remaining politically correct. In other words, by denying your true feelings and instincts.
When someone loves you, you can get away with a lot of bad things, like
peeing on their laptop and costing them three months rent in bail
bonds. Love is like anesthesia - painful things can happen and it
doesn't hurt until you wake up bruised and/or missing your frontal lobe.
That's why well-loved people, like only children and those with dimples, tend to be so undisciplined.
