Daily Fucking Thought

Your Annual

Getting a pap smear means trying to make small talk with your gynecologist with your vagina in the way.  It's a lot of pretending that nothing humiliating is happening while discussing this economy, which is why WASPs are better at it. 

The good news is you only have to go once a year, unless you're dirty downstairs.

Thinking for Yourself

There's no need to think for yourself when other people are thinking for you.  Market research and study groups have determined what jeans you should be wearing, which cereal you should be eating and what color your boyfriend should be.  That means less time decision making, more time shopping. 

When in doubt, just check in with others in your ethnic group and tax bracket.