Immaturity

Futons, tapestries and optimism are all signs of immaturity.  As you grow older, it's important to shop at Pottery Barn and to let go of the idea that the world is a fair place filled with reasonable people and the notion that if you work hard enough, you can have whatever you want. 

Signs of maturity include a fixed-rate mortgage, overstuffed loveseats, and dead eyes.