Bathroom Etiquette

Bathroom etiquette is more important than table manners and phone protocol because the bathroom and everything that happens inside it is filthy and unnatural.  If you're a grunter, use the preemptive flush or hum and if you tend to be stinky, spray some binaca or Windsong over the bowl.

No matter what, at the sink make polite conversation and talk about anything but the horror that happened behind the stall walls.