When the Cat's Away

When the cat's away, the mice will play, unless you hide nanny cams in the silk flower arrangements and ask the ladies from your book group to periodically stop by unannounced.  Some play is normal and healthy, but you certainly don't want a visit from the sheriff or another bill from Planned Parenthood. 

Just think back to when you were growing up and multiply that trouble by 10 because now there's the internet and AIDS.