Becoming Spiritual

Becoming a spiritual person means you'll be more relaxed and less likely to get homocidal when your wife kisses your sister.  The only drawback is that you won't be able to enjoy your Wii Fit and covet your neighbor's Maserati because you're supposedly detached from all material desires. 

The pros still outweigh the cons, especially because you can hold your enlightened state over your co-workers heads.