Disorders

It's important to feign a disorder when it's at the height of popularity, like right now it's okay to be a hoarder or a cutter, but being ADHD or having postpartum depression is almost embarrassing.  Better yet, come up with your own disorder - think about developing a deep shame of eating in public or becoming addicted to wigs.

Whatever sets you apart in a unique and pitiful way might land you a reality show special on Discovery Health, which means you'd be famous.

Comments

[Hollywood Phony]

"Come up with" a disorder, like being addicted to wigs? You think I'm faking it? Like I wouldn't give anything to be able to go outside without someone else's hair on my head? Yeah, I love listening to my mom cry on the phone, begging me to get help or just wear a hat. Yeah, real fun. Bigot.