All in a Name

If you come from a good family name, it doesn't matter if you win or lose because the stadium is named after your grandparents.  Old money is a free pass for ganky teeth, DUI's and starring roles in leaked sex tapes, even if you get into the fetish stuff or co-star with your brother.

If you weren't born a Rockefeller, try marrying in or amassing serious wealth, because new money is just as good, especially on the west coast.