If you're finding yourself on equal footing with every other late 20's young executive in your condo complex or blending into the background at family reunions, consider dedicating a year of your life to plummeting to rock bottom. Everyone loves a good comeback story, which is why Dancing with the Stars has such great ratings.
Once you overcome your addiction to Diprivan or rejoin society after a year as a shut-in, people will brag that they believed in you all along, allowing them to feel smart and good. You'll get more attention than when you got top third percentile on your SATs or helped that stray dog on the way to the gym.
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