Childhood isn't about popsicles and bike rides, it's not about slumber parties and endless summers. Childhood is a time for public humiliations, private heartbreaks and losing your innocence on the school bus. The hard knocks in childhood make you develop a complex personality, a biting sense of humor and give you good war stories to tell in jail. It turns out that your parents' divorce and Pastor Todd's inappropriate touch are the best things that ever happened to you.
While the kids with perfect childhoods now drive better cars, they're really crappy to be stuck on a road trip with.
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