Time doesn't ever really heal a broken heart, it just makes you fuzzier on all the details, especially if you're in a golden years romance. There is no real cure for a broken heart, but percocet makes it hurt less and cyber-bullying takes your mind off of it, meaning you'll waste less time crying and have more time for fondue.
To prevent a broken heart, never open yourself up in the first place. It seems to work well for nuns and orphans.
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