Daily Fucking Thought

Take the High Road

Next time you're in a passionate, irrational, hair-pulling, name-calling, arrest producing argument, take the high road.  Just walking away or keeping your mouth shut is always the best course of action because it is the ultimate way to infuriate the person you're arguing with.  People who can't control themselves hate those who can, which is why fat people are so hostile. 

Taking the high-road will also make you feel morally superior and self-righteous, which is a great feeling.  Just ask anyone in AA.

Home is Where the Heart is

Which means home is in Burbank at Kevin's house which means you can't go home because the judge believed his bullshit even though his photos were blurry and now you can't get within 50 feet of home despite the fact you carried the mortgage for 7 months while Kevin was raking in disability and he didn't pay you back because he said you were never dating even though you used to do naughty things together even though he wouldn't walk with you in public and sometimes mispronounced your name and you know you should get over him but you can't because there's no one else especially now that you got fat and your sarcasm isn't seen as cute anymore now it just seems bitter and no one wants to be around a bitter, fat girl because you are the company you keep.