Loneliness

Just because the other girls at school tease you for not wearing a bra and even your pastor finds your jokes kind of stupid, doesn't mean you should let yourself be lonely.  In a world full of online strangers, reality show marathons and low-density foods, loneliness is a thing of the past.

Following random men on Twitter gives you intimate knowledge of strangers, while spending a whole day with the Real Housewives lets you forget you've never left your county.  If your modem acts up or it's lights out, keep a stash or Oreos in the nightstand and kiss the sting of alienation goodbye.