Daily Fucking Thought

Chasing Dreams

If you sit back and wait for life to come to you, you'll be rested and refreshed by the time it arrives.  If you're always out chasing your dreams, you'll be dehydrated or cramped by the time you catch them.

Those who encourage you to be proactive are simply jealous of your sleeping in or angry that they didn't qualify for welfare, too. 

Good Enough

To be happy you don't have to be the best, you just have to reach your own level of 'good enough.' A lot of poor people are happy because their good enough allows for sleeping with fleas and accepting hand-me-downs, which requires a lot less time and effort than cleanliness and shopping.

If you ignore your inner critic, the judgments of functioning society and God, you can stop striving to be the best and just watch Bravo.

Affirmations

Affirmations are lies you tell yourself in the hopes of building self-confidence, like when you tell your fat friend she has nice nails or is good at ironing. They're commonly employed when doctors refuse to prescribe more pills or during empty nest divorces.

The difference between affirmations and bragging is the use of a gentle bedroom voice and mirrors.