Daily Fucking Thought

Creativity

Creativity isn't just for sculptors and accountants - everyone needs a little creativity to make it through every day life.

When the food stamps have run out but the kids are asking for dinner, all you need is some water, flour and a little creativity.  When you're too broke to buy alcohol but you need to get away from it all, you simply need a confined space, an exhaust pipe and a little creativity.

Quick Fixes

Quick fix solutions are quick and easy, requiring little time, money or energy to solve a problem.   Looking for the root causes of a problem takes excessive effort, meaning you might be too tired to make it to the gym or to lay down with your husband. 

What good is being problem free if you're fat or trapped in a sexless marriage? 

In an Instant

For better or worse, life can change in an instant like when the DNA results disprove your paternity or when you open the refrigerator to find you're out of Diet Coke. 

In an instant, you can go from despondent to adventurous, from joyous to depressed, especially if you're generally unstable or your doctor has been meddling with your dosage.

Assumptions

Taking the time to constantly look at people and situations with fresh, judgment-free eyes doesn't allow time to wait in line at the DMV or enter online sweepstakes, so base your thoughts and actions on deep-seeded assumptions.   Assumptions are like the brain's short cuts. 

Just remember, assumptions are most successful if you don't question or challenge them, like police officers.