Get Married

It's important to get married or team up with a life partner or else you have no one to blame for all of your unhappiness.  A victim isn't readily available when you live alone, forcing you to look inward or blame your parents, which is kind of sad after 30. 

Marriage also guarantees that you won't become obsessed with your pets or pegged as a heavy masturbator in gossip circles. 

Comments

[Hollywood Phony]

This makes a lot of sense to me. Will you marry me?

[Elizabeth Tippet]

Finally!