It's important to trust your instincts because if you don't you're probably going to get maimed by the cable repair guy or molested by your uncle, the one who's always offering Tic Tacs. The world is a scary, unjust place with thieves and pedophiles lurking in every mall parking lot. You know that deep down inside.
Following your instincts is probably going to make you look racist and paranoid, but at least you'll have all of your fingers and teeth.
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