The Joneses seem perfect from the outside because their hedges are always well-manicured and they have perfect pitch during caroling season, but they have secrets just like every other family. Bob fell victim to identity theft after buying the Asian Persuasion DVD online, meaning he doesn't have the credit line to afford Cathy's injectables addiction anymore. Michael only made the swim team because he blew the coach and Shelly's still a cutter.
Before you waste all your energy keeping up with the Joneses, remember that it's probably not worth it because everyone sucks in private.
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