Being afraid of marriage is a normal thing for most sane people. But, popping the question or putting on the ring isn't scary because divorce is a relatively easy, widely available option.
Save your true fear and avoidance for reproduction, sterilization and tattoos. Even if you run from your kids, they can follow you like unpaid parking tickets. Sterilization surgery could be a deal breaker for your next marriage. And when she cheats on you, you'll have to get that barbed wire "Evelyn" covered with something big and lame like a dragon or picnic basket.
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