Every morning you wake up is a gift because a lot of people die in their sleep, which should make you choose your pajamas more carefully and stop falling asleep to porn. Every night you fall asleep is a blessing because you didn't get fatally rammed by an SUV or fall prey to alcohol poisoning.
Every morning you wake up and every night you fall asleep is also a blessing because you were an accident and you're only alive because your mom is religious.
okay i read em all. in fact my wife walked in about halfway through may and i started reading them out loud. we were cracking up together and we havent cracked up together in weeks. thanks dr. phil. you're fucking brilliant.
Posted by: mcconfrontation | July 12, 2008 at 12:19 AM