Advertising Makes the World Go 'Round

Love might make the world go 'round, but advertising pays for it.  Without advertising, there would be no sports, no sitcoms, no buses, no magazines, no brand name clothing, no spam and no kindergarten.

Though a world without advertising would be seemingly calm, uncluttered, and unusually productive, you probably wouldn't get any more Pottery Barn emails which would ultimately make you feel lonely.  You also wouldn't get to stare at "Pink" or "Supa Hot" written across ladies' sweatpant bottoms anymore, making your staring inappropriate.