Make a Million

Those who can, do.  Those who can't, write how-to books and sell them on infomercials.  The easiest way to make a million dollars is to write a book about how to make a million dollars and sell it on TBS after hours.

Don't despair if you were born without talent, a good work ethic or people skills.  All you need is a ghost writer, a marketing plan and a conscience that allows you to prey on people's dreams of financial independence, self-love, or weight loss.  After all, this is America and that's what America is all about.