Emotional cheating is a new concept created to make your fantasies and friendships a betrayal, further cementing the four cell walls of your current relationship. This means you have to stop trading recipes with SallyGirl89, even though you've never met face to face because she lives in Ottawa and is 17. Somehow your relationship with her has put a nearly "irreparable wedge" in your marriage. You also have to stop frequenting Bob's cubicle even though Bob is funny and the only bright spot in the monotony because your wife thinks you have tendencies just because one time in high school you kissed a teammate.
If you're going to stray, physical cheating is usually a smarter choice than emotional cheating. You can't catch crabs from emotional cheating, but it rarely leads to orgasm.
Whose orgasm? The crabs? And another thing: SallyGirl89 is 19 next Thursday...
Posted by: Sven | June 17, 2008 at 03:17 PM