Life is not always easy unless you're wealthy or extremely pretty. The time-tested strategy for making life truly easier is to mix a pitcher of martinis and hire an assistant with low self-esteem. By so doing, you grow drunker, better looking, and more powerful in the working man's eyes.
The shortcut to success is no secret and can be achieved in a single day. Download a diploma online, put it in an expensive frame, stop being a pussy and don't let anyone get too close.
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