Idle Minds

Idle hands have long been considered the devil's tools, mainly because much of the devil's work requires dexterity, like graffiti, picking locks, and massage.  While smoking and knitting can occupy your hands, cancer and knitter's wrist aren't livable side effects and don't deal with the real problem. 

Idle minds are the devil's playground, creating things like non-dairy creamer and the Wiggles.  Reserve your seat in Heaven by keeping your mind occupied with reality show marathons, speculation about your neighbor's sex life and riddles.